interface: where are you? con-tiki: why should i tell u? interface: oh, i was just curious, i mean it's an exotic name... con-tiki: right now i am in hawaii interface: do you know about the famous book called the contiki adventure by norweigan thor heirdal. con-tiki: no i am illiterate interface: relax, it's just your generation, you aren't visually illiterate con-tiki: whoa that was mean interface: oh no, i just said, she should just relax about books, that she is visually literate, it was a compliment. con-tiki: actually i am very well read, i have my doctorate interface: which is more than i can say con-tiki: prove that you will be nice interface: oh gee, i can say something about how attractive you look on the screen interface: how you inhabit the screen with calm authority con-tiki: would you like a kiss then? interface: i mean our ages are so different, it would be like kissing your grandfather, nice thought con-tiki: u don'tknw how old i am! interface: no no, i'm the one who's old interface: the screen makes you look like a child (12years old) con-tiki: whoa! interface: again, wasn't supposed to be an insult. con-tiki: i'm very sensitive interface: looks like you are waving a piece of mango at me

con-tiki: will anyone talk with me? interface: i will con-tiki: kool interface: OH THE WATERMELON LOOKS con-tiki: have some! interface: ummmmm con-tiki: cmon! con-tiki: wasn't tha yummy interface: it was absolutely delicious con-tiki: glad u liked it interface: who's typing for you though? con-tiki: what aare u good for? interface: what am i god for? interface: good for? con-tiki: my computer is part of my body interface: my brain types.... con-tiki: doesn't yours? interface: not onto a computer screen, no con-tiki: oh you must be disabled interface: well you are a snarky bitch interface: can you see me? interface: can you see me? con-tiki: no more music for you con-tiki: until u apologozwe! con-tiki: this is a throwdown con-tiki: you are just jealous con-tiki: that u can't type w your brain con-tiki: ya i'm pretty interesting con-tiki: she was cranky