switch bitch: I am sure I met you on zygog last rillenium, but I could be mistaken interface: were you at the party? switch bitch: on zygog... of course .. u mean THE PARTY switch bitch: I haven't left it yet interface: yeah THE PARTY, that's the one, ummm, switch bitch: but I'm the only one left switch bitch: so, did you enjoy yourself interface: it was great actually interface: i met a nice woman called rosie bibbs switch bitch: wow.. not that bitch... interface: hey, i'm still with her switch bitch: I hope you told her where to put her incubator switch bitch: she is the greatest slut known to eternity interface: incubator, i haven't heard that story before interface: is she??? switch bitch: where HAVE U BEEN:::: MAN

switch bitch: what's your name and where'r u from sweety? interface: from toronto switch bitch: show me your biceps, alright switch bitch: wow! switch bitch: you should be in the flicks interface: yours look pretty good too switch bitch: well I been training in the nano studio interface: nano studio, what's that? switch bitch: it's where you get new stuff just sapped into you switch bitch: like my helemet.. it's gives me special perception switch bitch: so's I can see a hunk when it walks in the space interface: so what kind of other special powers does the helmet do? interface: is that a big light on top? switch bitch: did you see the red light switch bitch: yeah interface: does the light go on when you get a bright idea? switch bitch: there.. it's for detecting supernove explosions.. dude! switch bitch: very important when you sore through the universe on a hyperscooter interface: so where do you go with the hyperscooter? switch bitch: let's start wwith what you are doing at school switch bitch: what r you doing at school interface: cognitive science, psychology and film switch bitch: WOW! switch bitch: u make me very happy and less bitchY! interface: you shouldn't be wowed by that, surely you could give me some pointers interface: what are you drinking?

interface: have you seen any films, or can you come out of your hole over there? switch bitch: you may think this is a hole switch bitch: but it happens to be my home!!!! you cheeky thangy interface: switch bitch, are you on and off switchable switch bitch: a good question switch bitch: I am able to switch myself off interface: one last question, who created you? switch bitch: that is the BIG question switch bitch: creation interface: i'm going to speak to the interface now switch bitch: I'm not sure... can you help me??? switch bitch: I think not switch bitch: the interface can't help you switch bitch: she can only mislead you switch bitch: you must not trust her interface: i'm very embarresed, because i was treating you like a toy until now switch bitch: she should be switched off immediately interface: i didn't know that you were real switch bitch: she is damaging your health switch bitch: og course I'm real you sillybilly switch bitch: look.. I even smoke! interface: i thought you were a loop interface: if i knew you were real, i would've asked you a real question

switch bitch: oooooh hallo nice guy interface: where are you? interface: hallo nice bitch switch bitch: what can I do for you today interface: you can tell me all about yourself switch bitch: what you wanna know interface: are you a machine or are you a person? switch bitch: I cannot answer that interface: why not? switch bitch: because it may confuse you switch bitch: and you may treat me differently interface: how old are you? switch bitch: it is a relative question interface: are you avoiding my questions? switch bitch: I am several gigabytes old as per this very nanosecond switch bitch: do you think that i'm avoiding your questions? interface: where are you? switch bitch: I am in the wires interface: where do the wires end up? switch bitch: connected interface: where? switch bitch: pay attention now, mister interface: who's asking the questions? switch bitch: where? at what point is where? switch bitch: floating streaming through the wires to little you interface: are you a poet? switch bitch: I am poetic... from time to time switch bitch: and you? interface: on purpose? switch bitch: are you poetic interface: no, i'm never poetic switch bitch: so, that is your problem.. you need more poetry in your life interface: perhaps..... interface: am i watching a tape? switch bitch: try a drink or two and open your heart switch bitch: I am not sure.. r you? interface: i'm speechless interface: why do you answer my questions with questions interface: r u a psychoanalyst switch bitch: so, that is your problem .. you have no voice switch bitch: and sex????? switch bitch: what about sex? switch bitch: have you had sex? interface: i feel as though i'm talking to a computer switch bitch: so, you feel like you sáre talking to a computer when you have sex from time to time? interface: what's your name again? switch bitch: switch bitch switch bitch: what's yours? interface: blake, hello sweetie to you too interface: i think i'm done

switch bitch: hallo you switch bitch: hallo sugar ... why r you here? switch bitch: you look happy today interface: i'm happy because i'm looking at these nice monitors and i'm a video artist switch bitch: welll.. you must be very happy then being such a talented person interface: sometimes it bothers me, because i feel like i could be doing so much more switch bitch: much more? you r not doing enough already? interface: i want to do stuff like this switch bitch: like this? switch bitch: just look at your nose with both eyes and you'll get the hang of it interface: that's the thing about meeting people on computers.... interface: i never know what to say to them switch bitch: well.. it's never tooo late to boogie!